Mole Man has fallen in love with Squirrel Girl, and he's holding the world hostage until she goes on a date with him! MOLE MEN, am I right?? Watch as Squirrel Girl gains the help of an unlikely ally! Thrill as two people kiss! BUT WHICH TWO?? You'll have to buy the issue to find out, so all I'll say right now is this: IN THIS ISSUE THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE FOR EVERY MARVEL SHIP TO BECOME CANON!! "Ship" is short for "relationship," in case you thought I was talking about, like, Galactus' "Star Sphere" or Mr. Fantastic's "Fantasticship" or whatever. Anyway, enjoy!!